Gather round ye lads an' lasses, fer I have a tale fer ye today. Whilst out an about on a routine sweep, somewhere near our coveted gold field a glint a metal caught me eye, an fer sher it waren't any gold flakes. T'was a fresh new space station built right on tha edge of tha field! Oh tha nerve o' some o' dees boyos I tell ya. I took down some data files an stored 'em 'ere: