To: Miss O'Rourke 'Dublin Miners Pub

[Paddy.]

That is acceptable, although I am not that happy as I appear to get nothin' for it. Do you offer protection from Pirates and what-not?

I am pleased to say any BAF or BPA independents are never allowed in. I will action the BHG request as they have NO BUSINESS conducting shake-downs in me pub. (They'll enjoy the experience and benefits of a shillelagh if they do fer sure!)

I would much prefer paying the monthly installments of the... contributions... bi-annually. Would that be acceptable? Perhaps a discount to 100,000,000 for bulk purchase? And to whom am oi t'send the generosity of my benevolence?

If you have anyt'ing to add then add it.

Paddy (Miss).