Commissar de Grasse's recruitment office
Zvezdny Gorodok, New Moscow
Once again, the Commissar was called to his recruitment office to check the latest muppet's application - a certain Vaslav Kolov this time. He gave a deep sigh after reading his application - and when he sighed, that meant the muppet won't have left his office on his own feet.
"Applicant Kolov. Step inside, right now."
As the muppet entered the room, the Commissar raised himself from his chair, straightened his clothes and squared the applicant from top to bottom. The Commissar's face was very disappointed.
"Listen up, muppet: I'll tell you straight away that you are DENIED. Your application simply sucks."
A gunshot could be heard, and a body dropping on the floor shortly after. He opened the trapdoor and pushed the lifeless corpse inside of it, dumping it in space. Shortly after, a blast turned the corpse into stardust. Sighing, he holstered his handgun, and sat again behind the desk.
