To: The Rheinland authorities and news service

[Tomtomrawr]

PRIORITY: [color=#33CC00]High
ENCRYPTION: Medium
IDENTIFICATION: Inspekteur der Polizei Otto Putzkanner
SOURCE: Nibelung Polizei Plaza, Planet New Berlin
SUBJECT: Your "claims"

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Miners, are you?

Now why would miners need to attack the Rheinwehr? Oh yes, that's right, the area you are trying to mine is already being mined by Kruger and Daumann. And you're attempting to fund the revolutionary forces operating to overthrow the Kanzler.

Ze Rheinwehr may have been temporarily pushed back, but ze Polizei patrol zat system as vell. And ve vill not leave forces attempting to disrupt ze supply lines between Bretonia und Rheinland to do zeir vork.

You cover your face herr, vy ist zat? If you believed you vere safe, you vould have no need to cover your face.

*Chuckles*

You are not safe. No vone in your little rag-tag band ist safe. Just remember zat, herr. Ze strike against you vill begin at 15:07 Neu Berlin time. Ze day zat it vill come ist your guess.

*Grins*

Enjoy ze fear herr. Ve are coming fuer you.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.