To: UN :: From: Cuatroce

[Enkidu]

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---------------Welcome, Arbeiter ---------------

Terms of use

This message is highly encrypted using syndicliga proprietary encryption cryptography through intranet-publicneralink drops and are functionally untracable if no sender address is given. Abuse of Intranet functionality commands community service punishments as listed in regulation five three seven gamma six. security is assumed. Any deliberate or otherwise location triangulation method successfully employed against anonymous transmissions will receive either a one billion credit reward or immediate incarceration dependent upon disclosure and motive. The revanchist council requests that Arbeiters do not squander valuable neuralnet bandwith on the consumption of CNS articles, adult content, or gambling, and advise that the relevant arbeiters employ public terminals for such use, rather than the secure line. Communal enforcement may differ between Reichsarbeitergesellschaft der Alsterian and Landwirtrechbewegung cells. Consult your admin for technical support or contact your resident Neural Technology Help Specialist at www.totallypacifica@notAHacker.net. The Union reminds Arbeiters that "trolling" is not an acceptable standard of political debate, unless aimed at capitalists, fascists, militarists, etc, who lack the neurological prerequisites to engage in such discourse. Southern Unioners are encouraged to remember that the average Unioner's literary age is roughly analogous to a twelve year old on PCP, and are encouraged to avoid engaging in difficult subjects, and are suggested to stick to familiar subjects, such as the market value of cardamine, bundschuh-based footwear puns, and the general terrible quality of life aboard wedel mining station.

Have a glorious day, Comrade user. - Unity, your resident Neuralnet VI.

Contingilist Kellan Ide

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To: Don Hernan Escudero
From: Pacifica base, Bering System.
Subject: Everyone's first love.

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"Arbeiter Riehl is better put in a cockpit than a communications chair. Given our circumstances, I was given her comm link. I apologise if I'm not who you expected, but I'll be fit for purpose."

"Solidarity to you, Don Escuardo. I'm Kellan Ide, Arbeiter of the Pacifica Unioners. We're the cell involved with the cross-border blackmarket between Rheinland and Liberty space."

"Rheinland, as you know, is the house with the lowest cardamine demand per person. The Hessians and Bundschuh opposing the sale of terracotta grass has kept prices high and circulation down, despite Rheinland's extreme social disorders. When people are dissatisfied with their lives, they turn to drugs. The Rheinland Republic is the mother of all uncaring states."

"The Unioners believe everyone has the right to choose their own vices. We try to regulate the black market and ensure dealers are profiting within our protection system, instead of on the outside where purity is unregualted and gang warfare can spill into the streets and cities. Normally we'd show more restraint, but the Union has taken major losses of late - there's no sense in hiding the truth - and we're looking for every available route to sell cardamine."

"Our people discovered an.... hm.... ace in the hole. A natural jumphole from Rheinland to the gallic interior systems. We would be interested in purchasing Cuatroce cardamine for sale to the waystation we have established on the far side of Gallic space - far beyond the barrier borderworlds. Police presence is light. The Gallic law is not expecting the introduction of Cardamine. The people have little contact with it and demand will be immediate, especially in the face of the Gallic Civil War."

"The Union will take a distributor's cut and handle end-point sale to the Brigands. In return, we will target nox shipments entering Rheinland to increase popular market value for your product. As a supplier, we would be open to providing other materials services to your cartel, including of-the-books ship construction or any technical projects that for political reasons you must execute outside of Maltese space."

"Station location data will be wired through the secure packet."

"Proximus Ardet Ucagleon."

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Kellan Ide
Pacifica Unioners.

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