To: Bretonia

[Bretonia April Board]

Message Class: Textual
Encryption: Rosehip
To: Auxesia
From: Admiral Sir Georg Röhrich Hell

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Esteemed auxesian allies,

with regrets we are hereby informing you about the refusal of your demand. Even with Bretonia being forced to endure and repell the unprovoked hostilities of Gallia, the Independent Miners Guild, the ALG Waste Dispensers, the Red Hessians, the Corsair Empire, the Gaians and the Mollys, we are perfectly able to turn the events of the war in our favor, thanks to our allies, namely Liberty and the Story Developers. At this point, even while facing a superiority of numbers of enemies, spaceborne assets, technological outleveling from Gallia and the loss of multiple systems, assets, reputation and credibility, we have the full intention to win this war.

We hereby offer you the chance to partake in project Deus-Ex-Machina. We can't give you the specifics about it yet, since we don't know about it yet - hence the name - but I am certain after a meeting and some drug-induced hallucinations, we will be able to plan our next steps that involve the on-spot canonization of new potential assets as well as creative ways to prevent our enemies from acting in reasonable ways to prevent them crossing unreasonable plans.

You have 24 hours to respond. Otherwise we will inform the new Minarchy of Gallia to wage war on you. You know, the Minarchy. Something in Gallia. You surely heard about it already. It's probably important at some point.

Surely.

Sir Georg R. Hell
Admiral
Bretonian Harmed Forces

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