Phone Call to: Pepe "El Comisario" Ladron

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Carrier ID: Pita "La Aspiradora" Ladron | Carrier: Open Corsair frequency | Description: Fatherhood

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Looking for her perdido papi

*Desperately trying to hold many cakes but fails and drops few of them on the ground. Goes wild.*

Ugh these snacks will be for later. So...I finally found you papi! Oh no no no...take that shocking expression off your face! Is this how you meet with your lost HIJA? You were gone all this time leaving me and mama to rot in the deserts of Crete! Do you know how much she loved you? And you desecrated her sanity and probably more than that...otherwise I wouldn't be here talking to you now. Anyway...In her desperation mama started to make macho portraits about you...your dates and whatnot. She spent countless hours desperately crying and painting, and waiting for you to come back - but you never did. And then she died out of sadness for you.

Look at me! Do you know what kind of problemas I had to overcome to reach you? Don't ask how I pulled mama's massive corpse out of the cave's exit just to get out! I had to WALK for days to reach one of the corsairs abandoned gas stations - you know them...those refilling the Titans - I bought everything there and ate it...why? Because I lost tons of weight...look at me now...a tiny princess...ugh...Never mind. Before mama hit the bell she gave me a sacred note containing the number of her angel...YOUR NUMBER! So, I decided to try my luck and call you out to pick me up! But the guy here -Sancho they call him - refused my request to use the phone. Luckily he had an eye on me and proposed to sell me one phone call for one night of pleasures...and as you can see I've managed to call you.*she smirks*

Now...I have very little time - the clock is ticking before the phone call ends and as much as I enjoyed Sancho's pleasure moments...I would like to leave this maldito place without making a second phone call. So, get inside one of your old Titan toy models or whatever junk you have that is able to lift your macho body off the ground and come to save your only little HIJA princess! I am the only one right?

*Swallowing all cakes and with huge effort bends and collects the few lying on the ground. Swallows them as well. With a face marked with creams of all kind she grins and claps.*

I love early small snacks before breakfast. I am waiting for you papi! Hurry up before the sun sets down or Sancho will start looking for the phone bill number#2...

*With pain tries to reach the famous Ladron mass-produced comm button located even on this god forsaken gas station's phone. Button cracks and breaks over the huge mass in just one finger. Button thinks "Daaamn...she really must be this macho's daughter!*

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