I'd say that my time abroad Scarborough these last few years has taught me a few very valuable life lessons.
First, the ol' Geordie accent is bloody infectious. Go to Newcastle, they said. The locals are lovely, they said. Yes, all very true, but if I don't get away soon, my own family back on Cambridge won't recognise my voice!
Second, balance spreadsheets and convoluted cargo contracts are reasonable substitutes for conventional pornography.
And third, I'm afraid that a cushy desk-job like this just isn't for me. I'm meant for the stars, not star-tlingly dull conversations held around the office water-cooler. I've put in 5 good years here. Seen a few different offices. Had a few promotions, even. Corporate can't argue that I haven't done my bit for Bowex's backlog of paperwork. But I can't live cooped up on a single station like this; I have to fly again!
So, with that all said, please consider this my formal application to return to active service with Bowex's shipping division. The Penrose has been too long without it's captain. As for prior paperwork records detailing my last Bowex employment status, please find them attached: [1][2], [3][4].
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