To: BAF Admiralty; From: IRMM

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Message Class: Audio-Visual
Encryption: Moonshine
From: Admiral John Redmond

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John was in the midst of a bar fight of his own creation, taking considerable offense to a pair of bureaucrats who called the Armed Forces a bunch of bloody cowards, and was administering an admiral beating on the poor fools.

Go back to bloody your pristine offices on Cambridge and write a memoir about the time you were abused by an Admiral.

John was finished, and he dusted off his trousers to make sure none of the unwilling other participants in the "fight" were on his person, before moving over to the communications station that he had opened prior to the fight to reply to an off the record communication.

Hello there person who is affiliated with some group that has serious military hardware and wants to enter Dublin with them.

I will say, I certainly would not like it, seeing as Dublin, at least the South East part, or as we like to call it, The Best Bit, is under Bretonian control. But the Bad Bits over there in the west? We are not in much of a position to go lording over that area, so as far as I am concerned you can do as you bloody like.

Just do not come over to The Best Bit, okay? We will have to shoot you if you do, naturally. We won't shoot you in the other bits though, low priority targets, though we may call you names, and we fully expect you to call us names back, okay?

John kicked the still downed opponent, and he walked off to leave the bar, as the comm feed died out, playing the outro.

Regards,

Admiral John Redmond
Dreadnought Venerable, Essex Battlegroup
Bretonian Armed Forces

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