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Have a glorious day, Comrade user. - Unity, your resident Neuralnet VI.
Vorarbeiter James Hollywood
Incoming Transmission
Unionised Peoples of Syndicalist Advocacy
To: All active Unioners From:Pacifica base, Bering system Subject:Medical Supplies 202 - heh get it?
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James appears over your entire screen.
"I bet my right liver that you missed me!" A mild voice is heard talking in the background "What ya say? I only got one? Well I retract that then. Eh... Anyways. I got a job for y'all. We will upgrade the current medical facility on board of Pacifica. So I will need y'all to bring me this." A list is displayed:
1,000x Bio-Stability Monitors
5,000x Med-Stasis Bands
5,000x Oxygen
10,000x Pharmaceuticals
5,000x Water
100x HazMat Canisters
500x Lasers
1,000x Nano-capacitors
2,000x Nanomembrane Filters
1,000x Nanotubes
1x Research Corps
"Find this stuff however you want. Just don't support any unfriendly organizations in the process. Y'all got 72 hours do to this. What isn't delivered in that time will be delivered by someone independent. We don't want to waste precious Unioners by sending them on supply runs. One more thing. Expect rewards in the form of credits."
Always spare the last bullet for yourself.
James Hollywood.
Vorarbeiter, Pacifica base.
Transmission Complete
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