The Unioners - Message Dump and Mission Reports.

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---------------Welcome, Vorarbeiter ---------------

Terms of use

This message is highly encrypted using syndicliga proprietary encryption cryptography through intranet-publicneralink drops and are functionally untracable if no sender address is given. Abuse of Intranet functionality commands community service punishments as listed in regulation five three seven gamma six. security is assumed. Any deliberate or otherwise location triangulation method successfully employed against anonymous transmissions will receive either a one billion credit reward or immediate incarceration dependent upon disclosure and motive. The revanchist council requests that Arbeiters do not squander valuable neuralnet bandwith on the consumption of CNS articles, adult content, or gambling, and advise that the relevant arbeiters employ public terminals for such use, rather than the secure line. Communal enforcement may differ between Reichsarbeitergesellschaft der Alsterian and Landwirtrechbewegung cells. Consult your admin for technical support or contact your resident Neural Technology Help Specialist at www.totallypacifica@notAHacker.net. The Union reminds Arbeiters that "trolling" is not an acceptable standard of political debate, unless aimed at capitalists, fascists, militarists, etc, who lack the neurological prerequisites to engage in such discourse. Southern Unioners are encouraged to remember that the average Unioner's literary age is roughly analogous to a twelve year old on PCP, and are encouraged to avoid engaging in difficult subjects, and are suggested to stick to familiar subjects, such as the market value of cardamine, bundschuh-based footwear puns, and the general terrible quality of life aboard wedel mining station.
Have a glorious day, Comrade user. - Unity, your resident Neuralnet VI.

Vorarbeiter James Hollywood

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Unionised Peoples of Syndicalist Advocacy

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To: All active Unioners
From: Pacifica base, Bering system
Subject: Medical Supplies 202 - heh get it?

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Alert, list updated:

1,000x Bio-Stability Monitors
5,000x Med-Stasis Bands
5,000x Oxygen
10,000x Pharmaceuticals
5,000x Water
100x HazMat Canisters
500x Lasers
1,000x Nano-capacitors
2,000x Nanomembrane Filters
1,000x Nanotubes
1x Research Corps

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Always spare the last bullet for yourself.
James Hollywood.
Vorarbeiter, Pacifica base.

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