It is I, Festus McBoyle of Festus McBoyles Scrapyard.
I bought a wee bit of property called Handlesdepot. And got the lads, big fellas they was, and they shifted it to New Berlin! Thought it right proper to be telling ya, ja?
It is right pretty, and cosy like, and sittin' there beside me favourite place in all of Rheinland. Kruizburg Depot! - Ramshackle class! And what a vista out the ports. $crap$ aplenty.
I digress. So, I said me piece, you know where I am, and you can sleep well now knowing where oh where has Handlesdepot gone.
('twas named after a famous writer of oratoriums so I was told).