I know it has been a while since I make one of this, but I am not dead yet, just lazy.
Today I did a patrol with Misaki-san, through Tohoku, and we encountered a Gallia Navy gunboat, designated Campbell, that does not responded to hails. If this silent insult was not enough, we chased him to Chugoku and Hokkaido. Still, without replying to our kind words, we decided to end his trip. (Log 1)
After that, I left Misaki and patrolled the area around the New Tokyo jump gate in Kyushu. This time I was accompanied by the Kirisame, and we found a singular Kusari State Police officer, Drone ship with the name RKS|-SV-Bokken. He threw us some standard reminders of the Kusari law, but he seemed reluctant to act according to that. In that moment, a Interspace Commerce vessel, designation black.ruby, arrived to make the situation more spicy. Contrary to what I thought it would occur, the KSP officer let us do our piracy job peacefully. Additional to this, Shiraishi Kotomi reached our position when we were starting to make demands on the Interspace Commerce trader.
The gaijin was carrying a full cargo of Gold Ore. We charged him with 9 million credits but he disagreed saying that he did not possess the enough money to pay us that amount. Finally, the vessel started to move, disrespecting our demands, and we stopped it for good.
The officer showed condescendence to our actions and, to make things even better, KSP bought one of our newest products, the Shigeakiki. This fortuitous event could help us to deliver the beverage into the inner depths of Kusari society, implying that more people, like this officer, is willing to taste it; if we could take advantage this link. I guess we made a friend here. (Log 2)
[28.03.2021 23:22:14] GC-Higure: A: Konnichiwa.
[28.03.2021 23:22:24] GC-Higure: A: What do we have here?
[28.03.2021 23:22:25] GC-Yunoki.Misaki: This is a nice target
[28.03.2021 23:23:07] GC-Yunoki.Misaki: stop right the Gallic scum
[28.03.2021 23:23:20] GC-Higure: A: Charging weapons!
[28.03.2021 23:23:26] GC-Yunoki.Misaki: Lets kill it
[28.03.2021 23:23:34] GC-Higure: A: Firing!
[28.03.2021 23:23:46] GC-Yunoki.Misaki: Weapons ready
[28.03.2021 23:24:22] GC-Higure: A: Mmmm this one does not have even armor.
[28.03.2021 23:24:37] GC-Higure: A: Oh, he responded with fire. Very well then. [28.03.2021 23:24:44] Death: Campbell was put out of action by GC-Higure (Gun).
[28.03.2021 23:24:50] GC-Higure: A: *laughs*
[28.03.2021 23:25:01] GC-Yunoki.Misaki: Nice work
[28.03.2021 23:25:03] GC-Higure: A: I was going to let him live, oh well.
[28.03.2021 23:25:26] GC-Yunoki.Misaki: No mercy for invading cheese
[28.03.2021 23:25:38] GC-Higure: A: Hai.
[28.03.2021 23:44:19] GC-Higure: A: Konnichiwa.
[28.03.2021 23:44:30] RKS|-SV-Bokken: Er. Hello.
[28.03.2021 23:44:57] GC-Higure: A: Interesting credentials.
[28.03.2021 23:44:59] RKS|-SV-Bokken: Are you...intent upon breaking laws within the house of Kusari?
[28.03.2021 23:45:10] GC-Higure: A: Not...yet. I guess.
[28.03.2021 23:45:18] RKS|-SV-Bokken: Splendid.
[28.03.2021 23:45:24] GC-Higure: A: Why? Do I look like a criminal?
[28.03.2021 23:45:28] GC-Higure: A: To you?
[28.03.2021 23:45:51] RKS|-SV-Bokken: Well, the Golden Chrysanthemums are outlawed, so, you know.
[28.03.2021 23:46:03] GC-Higure: A: Stop right there, interspace!
[28.03.2021 23:46:03] GC-Kirisame: Hold it Ruby
[28.03.2021 23:46:20] black.ruby: Hello
[28.03.2021 23:46:28] GC-Kirisame: Konnichiwa
[28.03.2021 23:46:35] GC-Higure: A: Konnichiwa, trader.
[28.03.2021 23:46:43] RKS|-SV-Bokken: You should probably cooperate, trader. We don't really have the budget to protect you adequately.
[28.03.2021 23:46:43] GC-Kirisame: Gold ore... expensive
[28.03.2021 23:46:48] GC-Higure: A: Oh, look at that, sister...Ore.
[28.03.2021 23:47:03] GC-Kirisame: How about you share some of the profit with us?
[28.03.2021 23:47:07] GC-Higure: A: Well said, police.
[28.03.2021 23:47:18] RKS|-SV-Bokken: Anyway, you should certainly not engage in piracy against this trade vessel. Do not do that.
[28.03.2021 23:47:23] GC-Higure: A: You are carrying expensive cargo there, Interspace.
[28.03.2021 23:47:38] black.ruby: yeah cost me almost whole my savings
[28.03.2021 23:47:48] RKS|-SV-Bokken: See? They do not listen to me. Nobody does.
[28.03.2021 23:47:55] GC-Higure: A: Hey! But you said that you do not have the enough budget to assist him in that kind of situations.
[28.03.2021 23:48:22] RKS|-SV-Bokken: I am going through the standard operational manual here.
[28.03.2021 23:48:23] GC-Higure: A: If you get in problem, police; that will go to your paycheck.
[28.03.2021 23:48:51] GC-Kirisame: Well Ruby, 9 million to pass by us
[28.03.2021 23:48:53] GC-Higure: A: Ah, I see. So, you need to deliver the messasge, but you can't do nothing else.
[28.03.2021 23:48:56] GC-Kirisame: Call it import taxes
[28.03.2021 23:48:57] GC-Higure: A: Is that right?
[28.03.2021 23:49:39] GC-Higure: A: You heard my sister, Interspace vessel. I would suggest you to pay, it would be very wise of you to do that.
[28.03.2021 23:49:40] black.ruby: How can we make the deal if i do not have enough funds?
[28.03.2021 23:49:42] RKS|-SV-Bokken: Correct. You are not permitted to halt traffic or demand payments of it.
[28.03.2021 23:50:24] GC-Higure: A: Well, we can't simply just believe you in that, right? *laughs*
[28.03.2021 23:50:27] GC-Kirisame: Hey bokken, want to buy some cardamine?
[28.03.2021 23:50:41] GC-Higure: A: After all, you are carrying valuables, in a fine trader vessel.
[28.03.2021 23:50:47] GC-Higewashi: kombanwa sisters, what do we have here?
[28.03.2021 23:50:58] RKS|-SV-Bokken: No, thank you. I am perfectly happy to die of old age, which I will very soon, undoubtedly.
[28.03.2021 23:51:17] GC-Higewashi: hmm, you there Officer, I have a... propasition for you.
[28.03.2021 23:51:23] GC-Kirisame: Cardamine could maybe extend your life a little
[28.03.2021 23:51:34] GC-Higure: A: Don't move, trader.
[28.03.2021 23:51:39] RKS|-SV-Bokken: I don't want any of that! I just want to retire in peace!
[28.03.2021 23:51:56] black.ruby: How can i pay the funds and i dont have that many?
[28.03.2021 23:51:59] GC-Kirisame: if you dock that gate you die
[28.03.2021 23:52:01] GC-Higure: A: If you cross, you are dead.
[28.03.2021 23:52:08] GC-Kirisame: Just so you know what you get into
[28.03.2021 23:52:46] GC-Higure: yeah
[28.03.2021 23:52:53] GC-Higewashi: I mean we could compromise for some of his cargo I'm in a freighter
[28.03.2021 23:53:15] RKS|-SV-Bokken: Just cooperate with them. I can't save you, you know.
[28.03.2021 23:53:26] GC-Higure: A: Well he does not cooperate. [28.03.2021 23:53:39] Death: black.ruby was put out of action by GC-Higewashi (Gun).
[28.03.2021 23:53:43] RKS|-SV-Bokken: What an idiot.
[28.03.2021 23:54:07] GC-Higure: A: I was going to give him a counter-offer. Oh well.
[28.03.2021 23:54:39] RKS|-SV-Bokken: I suppose I can turn my emergency lights off now.
[28.03.2021 23:54:40] GC-Higure: A: We told him to not move.
[28.03.2021 23:54:45] RKS|-SV-Bokken: Yes, I know, I was there, yes, I understand, I have seen it a million times.
[28.03.2021 23:55:14] GC-Higewashi: Im sure as you understand were confiscating the dropped good.
[28.03.2021 23:55:25] RKS|-SV-Bokken: I don't care.
[28.03.2021 23:55:35] RKS|-SV-Bokken: Confiscate what you want.
[28.03.2021 23:55:43] GC-Higewashi: Could I interest you in some Shigaekiki
[28.03.2021 23:55:53] RKS|-SV-Bokken: I do not know or care what that is.
[28.03.2021 23:56:06] GC-Higure: A: Interesting police guy.
[28.03.2021 23:56:09] GC-Higewashi: It's a drink
[28.03.2021 23:56:24] GC-Higure: A: Yes, it's a very spicy one. *laughs softly*
[28.03.2021 23:56:26] RKS|-SV-Bokken: A drink? Why did you not say so right away?
[28.03.2021 23:56:42] GC-Higewashi: mhmm
[28.03.2021 23:57:34] GC-Higewashi: So for just 500k would you take this unit of Shig off of me then Officer?
[28.03.2021 23:58:06] RKS|-SV-Bokken: That's not much of a question, is it?
[28.03.2021 23:58:13] RKS|-SV-Bokken: Don't take me for an idiot.
[28.03.2021 23:58:14] GC-Higure: A: If I were you, I would buy it right away, it's a special offer.
[28.03.2021 23:58:32] GC-Higewashi: // Accidental
[28.03.2021 23:58:47] RKS|-SV-Bokken: Just say what you mean. I will do it. It is fine. But don't talk around it like idiots.
[28.03.2021 23:59:08] GC-Higure: A: Oh, sure. Nobody else wiill know about this.
[28.03.2021 23:59:14] GC-Higure: A: *chuckles*
[28.03.2021 23:59:35] RKS|-SV-Bokken: Yes, you can be certain about that, because literally nobody reads territorial police reports.
[29.03.2021 00:00:08] GC-Higure: A: Excellent choice, officer. We can assure you that you have made the deal of a lifetime.
[29.03.2021 00:00:37] GC-Higure: A: With such a splendid product.
[29.03.2021 00:00:53] RKS|-SV-Bokken: Deal of a lifetime, is it? Ideally it should end my fucking lifetime.
[29.03.2021 00:01:16] GC-Higewashi: Well it's a matter of perspective I'd say, Take it when you need it the most.
[29.03.2021 00:01:42] RKS|-SV-Bokken: Need it to do what?
[29.03.2021 00:01:59] GC-Higewashi: Well... it does have some slight performance enhancements for combat.
[29.03.2021 00:02:25] RKS|-SV-Bokken: *laughing* Do you think I give a shit about combat? I give shits about retirement.
[29.03.2021 00:02:36] RKS|-SV-Bokken: Will it help me achieve a higher pension?
[29.03.2021 00:03:18] RKS|-SV-Bokken: Will taking this pay off my daughter's university fees?
[29.03.2021 00:03:36] GC-Higewashi: Maybe if you fight in an Arena possibly.
[29.03.2021 00:03:40] GC-Higure: A: Well, if you taste the product and you like it, we could arrange to deliver more, spread it. And you can make some credits
[29.03.2021 00:03:45] GC-Higure: in the process.
[29.03.2021 00:04:10] RKS|-SV-Bokken: I am seventy-three. I am not doing such things.
[29.03.2021 00:04:15] GC-Higure: A: So yes, you can help you daughter with this.
[29.03.2021 00:04:41] RKS|-SV-Bokken: I just want my daughter to graduate, so that I can stop worrying. Then I will attempt to retire, and if I succeed....
[29.03.2021 00:04:54] GC-Higewashi: hmm
[29.03.2021 00:04:58] RKS|-SV-Bokken: I will lay my head down on my beautiful, fat wife's tits until I finally die.
[29.03.2021 00:05:46] GC-Higure: A: Resting in wife's tits sounds nice and all, but a little fortune to make nowdays could help even more, right?
[29.03.2021 00:06:05] RKS|-SV-Bokken: You young people think differently. You do not see things as they happen over decades.
[29.03.2021 00:06:12] GC-Higewashi: If it is all the same to you Sister and to you Officer, I must head off and drop this ore off. Good luck and fly safe.
[29.03.2021 00:06:27] RKS|-SV-Bokken: I absolutely do not care what you do.
[29.03.2021 00:06:38] GC-Higewashi: I shall keep it in mind.
[29.03.2021 00:07:16] RKS|-SV-Bokken: The territorial police doesn't pay me to care about much of anything, really.
[29.03.2021 00:07:38] GC-Higure: A: Well, time to go I guess.
[29.03.2021 00:07:46] GC-Higure: A: Sayonara, for now, officer.
[29.03.2021 00:07:56] RKS|-SV-Bokken: Indeed. I'm done with my patrol.
[29.03.2021 00:07:57] GC-Higure: A: Take care, and think about this.
[29.03.2021 00:08:11] RKS|-SV-Bokken: I try not to think about anything.
[29.03.2021 00:08:26] GC-Higure: A: *chuckles graciously*