Liberty Police, Inc. Reporting Office

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How did I get conned into doing this report?... *sigh* well here it is..

Filed by: Karl Agathon
Subject: Hostile bomber...

Well, not much to say really, I started a routine patrol, witnessed the Navy trying to coax a trader out of Norfolk shipyards so he could pay a fine (Why didn't they just land and apprehend him on foot?, maybe the Navy is becoming incompetent? but thats besides the point)

At that point, I received a distress call from Chief Myers, apparently he was being swarmed by enemy ships and was crying over the radio for help... well ok thats an exaggeration but the swarm of enemy ships is the truth! As I I arrived, I found an enemy bomber and our esteemed Chief dueling in the middle of a furrball. With the combined force of our two liberators we managed to poke the poor fella to death, to which he finally had enough and committed suicide in the sun... Its a shame, we could have used another worker at Surgarland, I hear they fell behind this quarter on their production numbers...

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