I must admit this application has turned some heads among the Human Resources Department here at Cryer. Never before in the over 500 years of our storied history have we considered for employment a direct citizen of Malta. Not that it is impossible, but alas, nothing we've prepared ourselves for.
After a lengthy meeting, we are very interested in your admission into our company, but would like to arrange our first meeting somewhere we can guarantee your safety and gather more information. Your attached credentials are indeed quite interesting, but as the Maltese nation viciously opposes our companies existance, due to some of our products... we must take some precautions.
Therefore, I'm having our ppl send an attached itinerary for a meeting at Freeport 9 in Omicron Theta. Should the timings all be agreeable, we will proceed further.
I apologize for such bizarre handlings of an employment application but for the security of everyone involved, please acquiesce to these terms, and we can attempt to proceed further.
Neville Mills Human Resources & Onboarding Manager
Cryer Pharmaceuticals, Inc.