Player Banned: Diaz (Hawkee/alekZZ / Akuma / Dracarys / Revenant)

[Haste]

Honestly, Diaz, man. I can relate.

For years and years, I've been struggling with this egotistical prick of a guy. He just won't stop coming to my house. Every time he does, he puts on these orange computer glasses and starts typing at thousands of words per minute. I think he's hacking my computer when he does. I usually sit there, awe-struck, paralyzed by the skill and speed with which he works. Regardless, every time he does, the very first move he makes is to navigate over to the folders on my PC where I keep all my Discovery Development related files and programs.

Usually, when he comes around, I'm nearly done with a full, ground-up battleship rework to make them the most awesome, fun, powerful and amazing class Discovery has ever seen. Guess what he does, this nefarious, disgusting little man? You guessed right. He deletes all my hard work. Often, he will instead go and tinker with fighters and bombers, as I think those are his preferred classes. For days, weeks, sometimes even months he will sit there, making change after change. And I am powerless to stop him.

You understand better than anyone what this is like. To have your reputation tarnished by an evil intruder like him. Honestly, I've been hoping to persuade the court to instate a restraining order, and finally be free of this malevolent stalker.

Alternatively, I made all of this up. Much like you keep making up other people that are actually all just you. Get the hint. Maybe if you finally owned up to your nonsense, you'd actually be able to return in the future to play the game, which you seemingly really want to.

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