How to stay sane while playing disco

[Devil's Weapon]

So you're about to pull your hair out because of some in-game interaction? Fear not, for this guide will be chicken soup for your soul. There's no need for involuntary hair loss!

Step 1: Touch grass. Like real grass, not the little patch of grass you installed on your Zoner Whale so that you have something nice to walk on during boring trips between Delta and Dublin.
Step 2: If step 1 fails, repeat step 1. Or maybe find a larger patch of grass to touch. Bigger is better after all.

If the above steps do not remedy your malady, try the following (more drastic) steps:

Step 3: Stay indie and don't play with factions. You won't get caught up with their drama and you would have the freedom to play your character to your heart's desire (within server rules and ID of course). It also prevents you from being too involved with a seemingly vested interest in the game, which causes temper to flare when something happens.
Step 4: Don't get involved in POBs. Just don't. 95% of POBs don't need to be constructed. You'll spend your waking hurs babying it, only to land in a situation where everyone seems to hate you (Remember Dublin?).

If the above steps are still ineffective, you may want to consider the steps below:

Step 5: Touch more grass. Maybe graduate to leaves and flowers. Have a drink at your local bar, which most certainly has a more suitable name than "tee and pee".
Step 6: Dive into your computer folders, search for your Discovery Freelancer folder and double click Uninstall.exe, the devs kindly included an uninstall executable for a reason. After you've done this, return to Step 5.

Congratulations! You've reached the end. If you are still feeling unwell, please contact your local mental health hotline or your nearest hospital emergency department.

(Disclaimer: This post is meant to be a joke.)

(Or is it?)

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