Insert random poetry here

[Petitioner]

Falchion! Falchion!

Well, I wanna be in a Kress machine if they send me off to war
I want a good ship with no radar blip like my forefathers before!
I want a sleek fighter, snug safe inside her, when I hear the mortars roar
Oh, I wanna be in a Kress machine if they send me off to war!

Well, I wanna shoot guns in the bombing runs in a good ol' hit-and-run
Please save for me some PvP that will echo when I'm gone!
I beg of you Haste, let me be real based when the /fi's are all done
Let me at least get a good blue or three they'll rage about loud and long!

I'd not a good Sabre pilot make, I'd be cringe and bad at turns
And I'd be shit with a battleship, code mortars'd give me burns!
But I'll quickly learn if you'll sate my yearn, by god, I'll wipe their team
Win a one-vee-three with civ laser beams in my Falchion K-13!

Well, I wanna be in a Kress machine if they send me off to war
I want a good ship with no radar blip like my forefathers before!
I want a sleek fighter, snug safe inside her, when I hear the mortars roar
Oh, I wanna be in a Kress machine if I must go off to war!

---