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[Malaclypse 666]

Message to: FnordNet - All TAZ
Comm ID: Mal, Shasta

Kallisti, mates,

Well, I may not get out much, but events came to Baffin recently.. couldn't resist the urge to show off a bit.

First, we had comms from a dapper little holo-gent who purported to be the Harvesters' "Voice'. It seems the Harvesters don't like the taste of TAZ meat any longer, and don't consider us in the "lubricant" category anymore. After a nice chat, the usual conditions, etc., I have agreed to a state of Neutrality between the TAZ and the Harvesters. Wave as you go by. Be polite, and pretend they're almost as smart as a Fnordette; and we'll be fine.

Next, I was delighted to meet our new neighbors from Freeport 6, the Traders' Guild. I invited their GM, Amon Cire and a few of his Guildsmen for a guided tour of Baffin, Shasta, and the Goddess Geode. A good time was had by all. We even chortled a bit when Lohingren, the leader of RoS, made a wrong turn and entered Baffin by mistake during the tour. Those wacky Reapers!

With all this fun news, there's still no word from ..ahem.. Liberty on our current status with 'em; so, continue to give all of Liberty a wide berth, folks. Maybe they'll actually learn to use a Comms panel some day.

And finally, join me in welcoming our newest Acolyte, Mondsey. You should see his vessel, the [TAZ]Mechanicus around and about in the near future. He's a shiney one! Reminds me of that little poet laureate XII a bit. Welcome aboard, Mondsey.

All for now. I only have 5,023 crystals left to polish in the Geode. Bring rags!

23's,
Mal

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