' Wrote:Leon walks into mess hall, goes through the lines and heads to his normal seat. Upon reaching the table he finds there is three folders on the table. He sits down and pulls out a pen and begins reviewing the contents.
Barney Stinson, your paperwork seems to be in order mein Herr. You will be sent a questionnaire. You are to fill out the questionnaire and follow any directions found within. Your application is now Under Review.
Leon picks up the second folder and looks at the contents, he seems to get a little frustrated. He grabs some food off the tray and begins to chew on it.
"Alpha", mein Herr is this some kind of joke? I would like to tell you, I'm serious about this job. If you can't take this seriously you don't need to be here. If you try to pull this stunt again, I will make you disappear, you hear me? Your application is DENIED.
Leon stands up and walks over to the beverage machine and pours a glass of iced tea and walks back to the table to look at the third folder. He opens the folder and finds not another person's information but rather a report on an applicant's behavior.
Where to begin. Herr Speer. I would like to warn you to not communicate on this channel unless something is directed at you. From this point forward further communications will reflect poorly on your application and reduce the chances of acceptance. Hauptgefreiter Leon Fischer
Well, Herr General I hope this message is directed for me too. About my post...I just realised that somebody try to copy my request and I want to warn him to avoid from this...and offered my services if I can help you. Bad to hear that, this is reduce my chances to accept to the Military, but sure thing I accept your decision.