Gneisenau walks into the Pub. He looks around and see some lightweight laying on the floor. He walks over and kicks him in the side.
"Heha, what a fool, Barkeep, Gimme some o' yer best Caramine and some Rum, tonight. I drink for this little one."
"Aye sir. We got the bes' in jus' fer you. Good ta sees you coming in an' visin' us, o' Gneisenau ol' boy."
"Yep. der be youngen's About, they need be taught a lesson in how ta drink like a man!"
................*Falls to the floor*