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[Riley Mackenzie]

ID: [TAZ]Erinloch
Location: Gran Canaria, O-49


So, uh, a funny thing happened on the way to Cape Verde Station:

Seriously...wait for it; you're gonna laugh...

(ahem) I, umm, well, because I wasn't thinking about where I was or what I was doing... I was forced to be shot down for not obeying direct SCRA orders while in their home system.

Heh! ...see? Funny stuff huh?

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...anyone?...

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...Ok, so anyway, with my brand new & shiny Zoner Guard badge I was notified of some trouble in O-49 & had to put down a guy for trying to flee the system into Dublin with prisoners he picked off from a Corsair patrol.

I followed him to the other side of the hole so I could recieve the pilots back, & I witnessed him picking off more. I admit that I chose to loose my zen, & decided that in the spirit of sweeping trash off the front porch...I euthenized him.



(did I mention that at this time, I was grouped hith a guy in a zoner boat named Wes? It might be important later.)

So!: Still grouped with Mr. Jansen I start heading for Cape Verde & come to an SCRA roadblock.

(now this is the funny part)

I start acting like a monkey. I saw Verde & grunted in approval.

I saw SCRA pulling & puffing up, demanding Wes & I leave.

I grunted in disaproval, looked at the Zoner station & stood my ground...blissfully unaware that they own it.

By the time Mal contacted me to let me know whose room I was in, I was already running from injuries...I just didn't get away is all.

See? pretty funny huh?

I'll see to it that I do my part to fix this little problem.

Heh! so, ahh...how 'bout that local sports team huh? I thought they really did well the other night.

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