It's been some time since I recorded a report hasn't it? Weeell, you won Aine, I lost that drinking contest and it's time to pay. With reports.
Sound of brushing hair
So today I went for a happy ride with that Legion gunboat we received in Cambridge and Omega-3, to escort a Junker pal of mine. Along the way, near the Omega-3 jumpgate, I came across one of our lads -or so I thought- just lurking there! I jump through, to Omega-3 and what do I see! 2 more of them Jokerz harassing an IMG| transport and the "molly" one siding with them! Needless to say, I called in for Morrigan's flagship to show how MEAN we are with simple thugs, simple thugs that harass the transport I see everyday!
Mumbles some gibberish and pauses for a second.
Ah yes, I called for Morrigan's flagship to show them who's the boss around these parts. I demanded a tribute from the Jokerz liner and for them to scram within 10 seconds. They did neither of my demands and Morrigan was more than happy to blast the liner away. I even giggled when that happened. So yes, Aine, here you go, logs of our conversation with them and some guncams.
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[17.07.2012 19:38:53] Jokerz|Mr.Torment: Dang.
[17.07.2012 19:38:59] [M]-Warbus: Dang indeed.
[17.07.2012 19:39:06] Driftwood: Pirate ID'd, both.
[17.07.2012 19:39:09] IMG|Diamond: Ehm? What?
[17.07.2012 19:39:16] Jokerz|Mr.Murder: I want you to drop that cargo now... I wanna shoot it...
[17.07.2012 19:39:18] IMG|Diamond: I am not moving.
[17.07.2012 19:39:21] Jokerz|Mr-Plague: Diamond,i said to cut your engines at a full stop.
[17.07.2012 19:39:30] IMG|Diamond: I did not move! Please, believe me.
[17.07.2012 19:39:42] Jokerz|Mr.Murder: And do you know what should you do if you dont want this to happen again?
[17.07.2012 19:39:43] Jokerz|Mr-Plague: We see,so trust Mr.Murder and do what he says.
[17.07.2012 19:39:46] [M]-Warbus: Why are you harassing IMG| transports?
[17.07.2012 19:39:59] Jokerz|Mr-Plague: Becouse they are Transports.
[17.07.2012 19:40:04] IMG|Diamond: Ehm... can you repeat please: What do you want?
[17.07.2012 19:40:12] Jokerz|Mr-Plague: Diamond.
[17.07.2012 19:40:15] Jokerz|Mr.Murder: I want you to drop your cargo. Yes.
[17.07.2012 19:40:16] IMG|Diamond: I was afraid of the... missiles you fire
[17.07.2012 19:40:20] [M]-Warbus: Try to stall all you can.
[17.07.2012 19:40:27] Jokerz|Mr-Plague: Listen now. We hate repeating ourselves,so hear it once and understand it.
[17.07.2012 19:40:34] IMG|Diamond: So... you would... do what with water?
[17.07.2012 19:40:41] Jokerz|Mr.Murder: Burn it.
[17.07.2012 19:40:44] IMG|Diamond: It is not worth anything to you... you don't have a base here.
[17.07.2012 19:40:46] [M]-Warbus: Plague, why are you, a Molly, alligned with common thugs?
[17.07.2012 19:40:53] Jokerz|Mr.Torment: Hold it Gandalf!
[17.07.2012 19:41:15] [M]-Warbus: Move away, pirate.
[17.07.2012 19:41:15] IMG|Diamond: This is weird
[17.07.2012 19:41:21] Jokerz|Mr.Murder: Ehm...
[17.07.2012 19:41:29] IMG|Diamond: Just terrorists. *chuckles*
[17.07.2012 19:41:37] IMG|Diamond: I am still... not movin
[17.07.2012 19:41:41] Jokerz|Mr.Torment: Yea get away Molly.
[17.07.2012 19:41:48] IMG|Diamond: So... what do you want that water for?
[17.07.2012 19:41:59] IMG|Diamond: I mean... if you have a base, I can fly it to it...
[17.07.2012 19:42:01] Jokerz|Mr.Murder: Are you, damn it, kiddin' me?
[17.07.2012 19:42:05] Jokerz|Mr.Murder: Told you to drop it.
[17.07.2012 19:42:11] [M]-Warbus: Hurry up
[17.07.2012 19:42:14] IMG|Diamond: So you can do what?
[17.07.2012 19:42:25] Jokerz|Mr-Plague: Shut up for a bit Diamond.
[17.07.2012 19:42:25] IMG|Diamond: Don't care for me.
[17.07.2012 19:42:31] IMG|Diamond: I will. I am not moving.
[17.07.2012 19:42:32] Jokerz|Mr-Plague: And you,Mr.Warbus...or whatever you are called.
[17.07.2012 19:42:34] The.Morrigan: Almost in O3
[17.07.2012 19:42:36] IMG|Diamond: I don't want trouble, Sirs.
[17.07.2012 19:42:44] Executioner-[HoT]: What do we got here
[17.07.2012 19:42:46] Jokerz|Mr-Plague: What's your problem here?
[17.07.2012 19:42:50] The.Morrigan: Jumping.
[17.07.2012 19:42:58] Executioner-[HoT]: IMG, you will pay me 5 mill.
[17.07.2012 19:43:00] [M]-Warbus: I suggest you and your petty gang of thieves stop harassing friendlies.
[17.07.2012 19:43:09] [M]-Warbus: I will not ask again.
[17.07.2012 19:43:18] The.Morrigan: Here I am.
[17.07.2012 19:43:22] Jokerz|Mr-Plague: First off,we got no information whose friends are these guys.
[17.07.2012 19:43:24] [M]-Warbus: Morrigan, if they do not leave in 10 seconds, open them like cans.
[17.07.2012 19:43:29] [M]-Warbus: 9.
[17.07.2012 19:43:32] IMG|Diamond: Ehm, 5 million? NOw? And cargo? What is it?
[17.07.2012 19:43:33] Jokerz|Mr-Plague: Wait a minute Warbus.
[17.07.2012 19:43:34] [M]-Warbus: 8.
[17.07.2012 19:43:38] [M]-Warbus: 7.
[17.07.2012 19:43:41] [M]-Warbus: 6.
[17.07.2012 19:43:41] The.Morrigan: Always a pleasure doing that.
[17.07.2012 19:43:44] [M]-Warbus: 5.
[17.07.2012 19:43:46] [M]-Warbus: 4.
[17.07.2012 19:43:49] [M]-Warbus: 3.
[17.07.2012 19:43:51] [M]-Warbus: 2.
[17.07.2012 19:43:53] [M]-Warbus: 1.
[17.07.2012 19:43:54] Jokerz|Mr-Plague: We are leaving.
[17.07.2012 19:44:00] [M]-Warbus: Take that transport out.
[17.07.2012 19:44:07] IMG|Diamond: Alright, Sirs. Thank you
[17.07.2012 19:44:17] [M]-Warbus: If it doesn't wanna pay 5 millions though.
[17.07.2012 19:44:20] IMG|Diamond: See you again, Jokerz.-
[17.07.2012 19:44:29] [M]-Warbus: Torment
[17.07.2012 19:44:31] The.Morrigan: So?
[17.07.2012 19:44:31] IMG|Diamond: Hm, seems... you still want something from me?
[17.07.2012 19:44:33] Executioner-[HoT]: IMG, Pay now!
[17.07.2012 19:44:39] Executioner-[HoT]: Or die.
[17.07.2012 19:44:42] [M]-Warbus: Torment, pay up 5 millions.
[17.07.2012 19:44:43] Jokerz|Mr.Torment: He's not with us.
[17.07.2012 19:44:44] Jokerz|Mr-Plague: And Warbus,can we talk a bit?
[17.07.2012 19:44:48] The.Morrigan: Seems you are actually not leaving?
[17.07.2012 19:44:56] [M]-Warbus: You had your chance.
[17.07.2012 19:45:07] [M]-Warbus: Take the freelancer and pirate out.
[17.07.2012 19:45:19] The.Morrigan: With pleasure!
[17.07.2012 19:45:44] IMG|Diamond: I guess, I will use the confusion to run
[17.07.2012 19:45:48] IMG|Diamond: See you ladies and gents
[17.07.2012 19:45:51] Death: Jokerz|Mr.Torment was killed by The.Morrigan (Gun)
[17.07.2012 19:45:54] IMG|Diamond: And thank you... *smiles*
[17.07.2012 19:46:04] Jokerz|Mr.Murder: How rude..
[17.07.2012 19:46:06] Jokerz|Mr-Plague: Thought....
[17.07.2012 19:46:19] IMG|Diamond: You are great.
[17.07.2012 19:46:19] Jokerz|Mr-Plague: Thought we were friends. Uhm,should never trust someone.
[17.07.2012 19:46:26] IMG|Diamond: Money transfer coming, good Sirs
[17.07.2012 19:46:26] [M]-Warbus: DID I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR, THUGS?
[17.07.2012 19:46:39] [M]-Warbus: YOU DO NOT MESS WITHIN MOLLY TERRITORY.
[17.07.2012 19:46:53] [M]-Warbus: I FIND YOU AGAIN, YOU'LL HAVE 10 OF US AFTER YOU.
[17.07.2012 19:47:00] [M]-Warbus: THANK YOU.