Sunbucks Cafe

[Dmitry]

Bryan Myirikk with a scowling face comes in Sunbucks. Gloomily surveying the surrounding room, he notices a bar and a decisive steps to it.
-Sir? What'll you have? Cappuccino or espresso? Donuts, tarts, sandwiches .., - asked bartender
-No, reserve a coffee for me in morning .. I'll have to overcome a hangover tomorrow.. And now, I would like something that would help me to experience this hangover..
-Please choose, Liberty El, Bretonian Guinness, whiskey, rum, or maybe port?
-Port I think..
-Here you go.. Haven't seen you here before, you new?
-Yea, I'm a kind of rookey..

....Half of hour later, Bryan sitting on a barn stool, talking to the bartender and looks quite relaxed:

-My first days? Well, its my secound day in polise, so, I haven't notised something exept of a paperwork and traning sessions, just hope that something will change in a next few days, otherwise my ass would be a square 'cos of constant sitting..

....2 hours later, quite drunk Bryan tells the story of his life and gesticulating:

-...and then I've found myself in her closet, hiding from her husband, mwahaha.. hik..

....another 3 hours left, Bryan is sining on ancent latin:

-O Fortuna velut luna statu variabilis, semper crescis aut decrescis; vita detestabilis nunc obdurat et tunc curat ludo mentis aciem, egestatem, potestatem dissolvit ut glaciem...

...Next morning. Bryan wokes up under the table and having a collosal hangover.. Stumbling gait, he goes to the bar counter..
-Ohh, give me please a double cappuchino and 6 donuts..

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