F.N.O.R.D.I.E.

[Malaclypse 666]

Aboard the [ELF]Eris_Ascendant
cooling its heels at Gran Canaria....

*Mal, we've just received a ping from SirEx. It's a shipping confirmation notice. It's Fnordie! Oh, and look at this.. some bright marketer has named their dog food "Hodge Podge"!*

"Really??! Call our Solicitor and have him sue the blighters! Either that or get a cut off the top for Eris! At the very least, they can recompense us and Rick for this shipment. That's a s**tload of dogfood!"

*And here's a blurb from Rick: My Sweet Eris! Fnordie may have telekinetic abilities! I think your hunch was right, Mal. That pooch's Pineal is glowin' like a Saddhu's!*

"Hmmm.. maybe we should have the boys on Cortez cut back on the old K.G.'s belladonna content a bit... don't want all our converts going around bending cutlery with their minds, now.. that would be a little too chaotic, even for Her Bitchiness. Let me know soonest on Fnordie's exam results, Dis. This is one for the Discordian Annals!"

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