Incoming Transmission
Source ID: Lord Commander Sir Roger Brinkely, Battleship Norfolk
I must admit to being overcome by a warm, fuzzy and most pleasant humour when I beheld the schematics of this new ship. Its commendable curves and heavenly hues! Words fail me. Its various virtues are too numerous to enunciate. Has the engineer chosen to produce it in the old Etonian colours deliberately or is this a fortunate accident? All it needs is a soft seat for my wrinkly rear end and it's time to bully off for the final chucker against the ferocious northern foe. Baaaah!!!!!
I would give my right leg to fly her. Even now, visualising myself entering her has truly awoken a tiger in my loins.
As for this vile whelp:
' Wrote:i think this one is to much red...to much gold and i dont ike the design anyways...
but i must say... i dont like any bretonia made ship... i dont like the design
You don't like any of the conventions of grammar, spelling, taste or use of the frontal lobes of your brain either, do you? Although with a name like Zork, one can only assume you have a brain made entirely of scrambled egg.
Good thing you aren't flying our wonderful ships. You would be as poor an ambassador for our great nation as a turd in a dinner jacket. Keep your inane dribblings to yourself when it comes to the diligent doings of our engineering egg-heads before I plant my boot in your behind.
