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[Joggin]

Doc, you didn't get the memo about the Retreat at Curacao? The grilled flying tarpon was exquisite!

But yes, we've all been working too hard, Epopts and Epoptettes. It's time for some jocularity.

I call for a Jake Day!

Here are some suggestions, I'm sure you can build on them.

1) Direct the next pilot who asks for a good trade route to the nearest Guard system;

2) alternately, tell him to join formation with the next passing convoy carrying fertilizer;

3) Wedge yourself firmly in a convenient busy jumpgate for twenty minutes;

4) Ask passing pilots why they're flying upside down.

5) Gladly pay a pirate or two, and shock the crap outta them.

In fact, the best Jake captured over comms or guncam will win...

A NEW fully kitted Zoner Gunship, and a position as Chief Temple Bouncer for Peublo Bonito!

As always, the Church reserves the right to deny any knowledge, responsibility, or liability for Jakes gone awry.

This could be fun.... I'll see if I can conjure up some TAZ fusion... By the way I didn't get to try that grilled flying tarpon. I just ain't quick enough to catch the boogers, so if any of yez shoots one down, think of Ol' Mad John, eh?

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