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[Tomtomrawr]

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Comm ID: Brian Barnaby
RE: An outragious incident!
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Guten Tag,

Today, as i began the trading for RepEx for the first time, I was taxed on the route on three seperate occasions! I am absolutely outraged! The first time was from an Outcast in a Gunship and he only asked for one million credits, which i accepted. I then got taxed again by another pirate, this time a corsair. He was in a gunboat and ordered me to either drop my cargo or pay four million credits! I was forced to accept this, here are pictures from the Comm channel during this incident:



As i made my way to the Cambridge jump gate, i was confronted by another corsair of the Vilkas. I told him i had already paid one of his kind, but he did not listen to me. He ordered me to pay another two million credits or be destroyed! By this time i had had enough and made a break for the gate, which i successfully activated. I tried to run on the other side but i could not, and i was forced to pay him the two million credits.

I finally made it to Planet Cambridge, only to find this math as i arrived:
one million credits for the cargo, two million credits profit each run, -seven million credits from the taxing, and i am left with -six million credits for this run. From my first run with RepEx i have made -6 million credits! Unbelieveable! I suggest a bounty on the Vilkas as there taxing is unfair and cruel.

Brian out.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.