(I would rather die then (pay, loose to you, drop cargo, stop for inspection, have a nice chat, go to dinner, see a movie)
"Yarrr, a bit low in life arr ye? Aye would be glad to help" boom
(Weapons locked, going in)
"For the Cardi you wittless (faction, perhaps Navy) Scum!"
(lololol i am new to the sirvr, you haz money i get?)
"Yarrrr beat it civilian before aye have a weapons malfunction!"
(LOLOLOL you cn't pie-rate me noob, you haz Cruizer! *Police tagged advanced train with full load of Diamonds*)
"Sorry trader, you don't seem to be from here. We are hardly a Pirates. If you are willing to talk, I am sure that I can convince the Hessians to sell you those goods quite a bit cheaper. You would be supporting a good cause."