A tall, stocky man walks in through the office doors and asks: *Scottish Accent* "Is this the Armed Forces recruitment office?"
The recruiter who is now standing behind the desk replys: "It sure is, interested?
*Scottish Accent* "I wouldnt of come if i wasnt, course i am!!!"
Recruiter replies: "Fill in all the boxes and hand this back to me" *Hands him a clipboard*
Name: Boris McDonald
Age: 29
Place Of Birth: Aberdeen Border Station, Edinburgh
Experience: Flown 14 years as a Bounty Hunter in Dublin
Reason for joining: To serve my country, i am sick of hearing all these BAF deaths on the news, its time for me to stop it, to win the war and kill sum kusari scum!!
*Hands the clipboard back*
"Thankyou, sit down and ill call you over once ive read through it"
*Scottish Accent* "Aye, ill be over here"
Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. - David Hackworth (1930 - 2005)