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What in tarnashin's is going on over there?! Don't 'dem boyz know Yanagi station ez good? Not only do they serve some fine drinkz there, but it serves a good place to rest ya'll headz when ya'll eye ballz be spinning around after flying in circles all day!
If 'dem boyz refuse to listen, then the congress may just have to vote on rezolution Order 66.
I'm just warning yah. I'd be best if everybody just got along like two possums hanging from a tree.. We rather trade goods and drink with you boyz than exchange laser shots; it sure takes a lot of scrap metal for us junkers to repair one of 'dem collector ships we cherish so much. Sniff.