The Chief walked out and threw a brick through some flatfoot's cubicle; Bradley Marsh's. On it was a note that said 'Yer promoted'.
The Chief then pulls out a piece of paper and reads:
"The Chief of the LPI stands tall and firm
Against all odds he never turns
Battle rages and the Chief breaths a sigh
No more enemies in the sky
Victorious is the Chief of the LPI"
A few snickers are heard as he finishes, reading what Bradley Marsh had written on his test.