Seriously... if you're going to apologize for all the weird (asterisks) you've done lately... could you stop doing it, then? Just stop coming up with ideas. It's nice that you want to help, but do you have to start a new thread about your latest thoughts every time?
Oh! I have an idea. What if you make one big "masternerdguy's ideas" thread and post it all there? It wouldn't be quite as annoying to us, what with the constant new threads popping up, and you'd have your ideas all in one place. Just post 'em there whenever you think something up. Of course, it'll get spammed all to hell and back, and no one will take it seriously... but, y'know, whatever.