Transmission to: All Over-testosteroned ladies prone to snorting cardi, especially the Kiretsu and the [GC].
Comm ID: Lord Sir Reginald Notworthy the Third, Queen's Champion, Queen Carina's Privateers.
Alrighty lasses, here's the deal. I'm willing to put up with a small amount of lower-class, boorish behavior. I'm even willing to stand by while you chaps sneak out of the kitchen to do a little bit of shoddy flying, desperate times and all.
What I'm not willing to do, is watch what I saw today sah!
Freighters destroyed after they'd hauled to and surrendered! What the heck is that? If the man pulls over, he's done! He pays, he leaves, simple as that! Is that haze in your cockpit so thick that you can't even figure out how to stop shooting?
And after that! In the middle of an engagement with those bloody farmers, the lot of you decide that you'd rather take a break to huff something and talk about your nails, whilst your allies are being bombarded by torpedos and missiles! Two of the Queen's finest gunboats are now dockyard jobs because of you! D'you think this is a game? Are you lot too bleeding high to notice that it rather hurts when a console blows up in your face? My engineer's face looks like swiss cheese! Sir Andrew's gunner actually needs that eyepatch now!
And for what, sah? Had to stop and giggle like schoolchildren for a bit? Decided that you'd like to 'climb aboard' old Barak's fighter, and see how it flies, eh? Acting like a bunch of bloody proles, you lot are! And I'm bloody done with it!
From now on, if you come within two kilometers of any QCP vessel, attempt to engage us in your drivelish conversation, or even make the slightest peep when I'm around, it won't be those ruddy farmers you're worrying about! It'll be me and mine tossing down on you, Nipperess-McGee! Next time, stay in the bleeding kitchen where you belong, or I'll heave you back in there, what!
Jack Handey Wrote:I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
