The LPI all listened as the Chief prepared his announcement. Rumor had it he was handing out promotions, and a lot of them. Everyone was wondering if they had been slacking enough to dodge the bullet, but nonetheless they felt bulls-eyes painted on their backs.
The Chief spoke:
"Fred Hamilton and Jack Bauer are hereby promoted to Captain; get the plates on your ships changed immediately. Riza Williams, Alfred De Beckon, and Aiden Maggard are all promoted to Sergeant; get your plates changed too. Now git back to work."