Officer Seymore Justice sneaks into the office of Chief Matt Myers. In his hand, he holds a piece of paper. On it, it reads:
Dear Chief,
I hereby request to be admitted as a member of SWAT. Please don't hurt me. I will go back to cleaning toilets if you so desire. My only wish is to perform whatever duty will keep me away from you. I mean, keep me from getting in your way. Please use me as a member of SWAT. I can take the pain no longer. Those bricks hurt....really bad.
Your Humble Officer,
Seymore Justice
Seymore walks back out of the office, closes the door carefully, and then runs like hell.