A little boy, 7 or 6 years old, walks into the bar with a laser pistol smoking at his side. He walks up to the bartender... "Gimme a shot of that liquid cardi." The bartender shrugged and gave him the drink. The little boy then asks for a swirly straw and goes and sits at a table. *2 and a half hours later* He then lie passed out on the table with 17 shot glasses on the table.