TAZ Message Dump

[Malaclypse 666]

"You there! Chase some of those bloody Scrubbies out of here.. the oxygen content is waaay too hiiiighh..."


To: Church Squaredancers
From: Nkrubah Fubar

Practice at 9PM! Temple Annex! Your do-si-do sucks!

To: Charlies within Charlies
From: Registrar Telemachus Sneezed

I will need that in triplicate, sir. Does the new owner of the Mao have opposable thumbs? If so, I will need a digitally signed print of one.

To: Freiherr Lessens
From: Los Cojones Grande

Und Fliegende Kindersch****e, sir! Any friend of Charlie's has a flying start through Chapel Perilous. Welcome aboard.

And to all, I've discovered a marvelous new Pineal-stretching exercise! Park your vessel smack dab between Hodge and Podge, and hang on to your foil beanies! (Not recommended for those newer Acolytes with limited Geode time!)

Levitatingly yours,

Mal.
Yeah, the guy.
Washtub couldn't hold em.
"Ma'am" my wrinkled butt.

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