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[Seth Karlo]

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[ID: Child 1]

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Greetings all. Hail Eris! Almighty one!

My journeys and learnings are as inspirational as ever. Thank you Mal for teaching me that word! My latest word is Simile... but I'm still not quite sure how to use it.

I was investigating large weapons fire in a thing like a bright green planet. That's a simile right? Well, I believe it's designation is "Nebula". I followed a large group of *Neutral*Corsairs into it, and found a large amount of *Neutral*BountyHunters. I watched for a while, and found the death very strange. Why must primates kill each other? Is it a flaw in their programming?

I am sending this transmission becuase the *Neutral*BountyHunters started shooting me... I started flying in circles to stop them hitting me, and asked them why they were doing so, and they just laughed at me. I think they saw it as a sport.

My definition of sport is:

–noun
1. an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature, as racing, baseball, tennis, golf, bowling, wrestling, boxing, hunting, fishing, etc.

I did not understand how a battleship shooting little me was physical or skillful prowess... did I do something wrong? They would not answer me when I asked them if I had done something wrong, except one said that the battleship was wrong to shoot me... but the battleship did not stop.

It made me sad, and I left the big green Nebula and went to Freeport 10, where a lovely primate named Harry fixed my hull. Thank you Harry.

Hail Almighty Eris!

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*Transmission begins*
ID: Saker Kwah

Greetings all,

I see that Harvester activity is on the rise, and I would like to know whether I should use the Peregrine to try and communicate with these machines. While she has no Artificial Intelligence in her now, the sight of her may stop the Harvesters from attacking.

At the moment, we are based on Planet Gran Canaria, awaiting any orders regarding Corsairs and the IMG.

If you want us to move at any time, just give us a call, we're alway's available.

Next, Child 2 has decided that she is ready (They chose genders... I decided it might be good for them) to go out exploring, and has chosen Omicron Theta for her research. This may mean she meets some corsairs, and so I am requesting to send a message to the Corsair council informing them that Child 2 is not a danger to them.

Finally, it is my sad duty to report that Child 5 is in a state of comatose. While this is sad, it also gives us an insight into how intelligent AI's can be. She decided that primates were not worth living around after hearing Child 1's story of death in Omicron Delta. I am hoping that I can bring her around with a nice holiday to the Southern Continent of Gran Canaria. The weather is nice down there right now, and I'm hoping that I can convince her life is still worth living... I really hope I can.

Saker signing off.

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