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[Zukeenee]

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I was out in my mobile home today (Who I have decided to call Martha), and I made some new friends! They were the Ghosties again, but there were more of them! And there was an itty bitty baby Ghostie, too! He was a Mineral Man. Then Gun-dot came, and the mineral lady, and Lucy-for, and Dolly-bar, and Hillblind! Lots and lots of Ghosties! I followed the Mineral Man around New York, and he adopted me as his new polyp. We flew around places, and he killed things, and I picked up stuff for him! It was like my twenty-seventh birthday all over again!

Then we flew to a Liberty Bigship, where Mineral Man sprouted bigger wings, and we flew to the California Magic Metal Shiny Claw. There were pretty lights, and then we apeared in California with gate children still clutching at our internal organs. It tickled. We flew towards the Magellen Magic Metal Shny Claw, but on the way, Mineral Man saw a giant flying tortilla chip and stoped to give it a light show. He told me to go on to Manchester, so I entered the Claw.

I kept taking Whoosh-Rings and Magic Metal Shiny Claws until I arrived at Sheffield Station, where Gun-dot and Dolly-bar were playing tag with the locals. I flew in circles to show my delight! I picked up all of the debris and stuff for safe-keeping, while the others continued their game. This lasted for a few minutes until Mineral Man showed up and launched a few kittens at the floating box-cans. There were lots of beeps and meows as was expected, and then both the kittens and the floating box-cans turned into gold! I picked it up for the Mineral Man, and we all headed back to New York.

When we were there, I traded my stuff with Mineral Man, and he gave me some guns. I put them on my ship, and they were as big as my head! Actually, they were bigger than my head. Actually, they were about half the size of Martha. They remind me of a squirrel carrying acorns in its cheeks, while running away from a falcon that's coming to eat most of it and feed the rest of it to its babies.

So to sum up this entire report in one word or less: Cake.

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