From your story Sindroms the pirate would be sanctioned for not bothering to tax the person coming out of the lane. But I see your point. Before I start typing I put it on mouse chat, then as i'm typing i push my mouse to the left or right to fly around in a circle, ready to press Esc on what i'm typing and engage if nessicary.
[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.
' Wrote:Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.