"Ladies, gentlemen please. Little decorum round here, we have guests.
Nick, very nice of you to visit us, Pops has always given us glowing reports about you, welcome here
anytime old chap. Any of your other boys in the area, tell em to wet their whistles at our hostelry ...
"Someone turn that crap on the jukebox down, and the aircon up will ya. Begining to sound and smell
like a backstreet dive. This is Newark people" ...
"Pat, I know those Epsilons are effin' bored again, but if they ain't going to toe the line, P45 o'grams
will be in the post."
"Right, sorry Nick ... See you have a drink, please join us over here."
Some say he is a proud member of: "The most paranoid group of people in the Community."