JD Masket stumbles in with his first patrol report after his vacation. His uniform is torn and covered in engine grease.
OK. well, where to start...
Old Mon'Star was hopping around
New York City like a big playground
when suddenly JD burst from the shade
and hit Mon'Star with a SNACgrenade
Mon'Star got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Hack
who proceeded to open up a can of Hack Fu
when Seymore Justice came out of the blue
and he started beating up Zenon Alvarez
then they both got flattened by the SWATmobile
but before it could make it back to the Sunbucks
A pissed off Xeno popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Masket away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because LPI-Leavenworth came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Mon'Star took a bite out of LPI-Leavenworth
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Hack came back covered in a tire track
but Hellfire Legion jumped out and landed on his back
and JD was injured, and trying to get steady
when A pissed off Xeno came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Riza Williams took him out with her whip
then she saw Mon'Star sneaking up from behind
and she reached for her gun which she just couldn't find
'cause JD stole it and he shot and he missed
and Saronsen deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while A pissed of Xeno tried to pole vault
onto LPI-Leavenworth, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Nova torpedo, oooh
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Matt Myers
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Hellfire Legion
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as JD changed back into Zenon
but Matt saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed JD's head in between his thighs
then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Matt Myers and his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe
and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Fellow Hoodlum in a bloodstained sweater
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny
