Admin Notice: Player Sanctioned

[Dusty Lens]

DSE-Blackwampyr has been sanctioned owing to a report posted for:

5.2 All attacks must be the result of some form of role play. "Engaging" is not sufficient. An attack is any hostile action that drains shields to less than 50%. Being hit with a CD is not considered an attack. If a player is attacked he has a right to defend himself regardless of who is attacking.

Consequences: See green.

THERE WAS NO TIME

They were minutes from docking! Newark approached! Its cold lights blinding passersby of its unruly charge, a wild haired creature which knew neither grace nor mercy.

His Mother In Law.

Yes, Piercy Streakybottom was in for a date with destiny. Destiny in the form of four hundred glistening pounds of endlessly criticising flesh... A monster of a woman whom had given to him for his birthday last a breathtaking painting of a pineapple:

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....\.|.~.....
....p\/i.......
...neap......
....ples.......
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Which he had yet to have hung in his master suit.

If only the damned ship would stop rocking and his XO would stop screaming for his attention.

CAPTAIN! PIRATE! OFF THE PORT BOW!

I'm BUSY! Retorted the harried Captain, running to and fro looking for a suitable nook.

BUT SIR! WE ARE BEING HAILED! IT WOULD BE SOMEWHAT APPROPRIATE TO REPLY!?

NO NO! Returned the captain NO NEED TO BOTHER SAYING ANYTHING TO A PIRATE, AFTER ALL HE'LL JUST ISSUE A DEMAND. BETTER TO RUN AND DIE. OR BETTER YET, HAILS BE DAMNED! FIRE THE GUNS AT HIM!

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

And so the noble XO, high on courage but short on brains ordered the Shire to begin firing its guns at the persuing persistant plaguey pirate. With a crack each fired towards the chasing craft! BLAMMO! Another sailed off of the ship and hurtled with awe inspiring speed!

But then the pirate wasn't destroyed and you were out of guns.

Then he stole your painting.

And your mother in law ate you.

The end.

So someone stops you to have a bit of good times back and forth and you reckon "pfft, forget this mong, I'm just going to shoot my guns and if I die I'll respawn, then when he asks what my problem is I'll just reply that my refugees are "just cargo" and lulz it off.

HFIOSHFUIEHSUI

How contemptible can you be to the spirit of this place? Comon mate.

All of the guns have popped off of your ship, looks like your XO also miscalculated your trajectory and placed you somewhere in deep space. Enjoy your ride home.

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