Package for Ageria

[Quorg]

The latest cargo shipment from Interspace Commerce includes a package addressed to the company. It is a rather large box with a letter enclosed. The letter reads:

Thank you for the time spent working with your company. Since we appreciate what we have done for us, we have sent a free employee suggestion box. We are sure you will be able to make good use of it.

Enclosed is a very old fashioned looking device

Comm ID: Quorg

Not sure what you're getting at here, friend. Thanks for the shredder; I suppose we could make some synth pasta with it or something. Perhaps there's some deeper meaning to this, but until I hear otherwise, Ageira thanks you for this gift.

-Quorg, Director of Ageira Technologies, Incorporated

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ATTENTION SMUGGLERS
The Midnight Express: A Slaver <strike>who doesn't completely realize what he's doing.</strike> (video)

Quorg, you're officially a moron.

...mongs like Quorg being like a malignant little cancer...

Way to be useless, Quorg.