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[Zukeenee]

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So there I was, sitting on the mooring fixture above Manhattan, proclaiming myself to be King of the Moors, when suddenly, through prophetic visions in my stylish hat, I became aware of a light show happening just down the lane. I went to it and saw Navymen and Police-types and Xenophobes and Hackmen and even a puzzling Ghostie! There was also a Liberty Bigship there, but it wasn't doing anything.

They were playing like playful kittens, spraying each other with death rays and whatnot. I watched them for, like, ten whole minutes, and then I told Bert to get closer to the people. He whined about it, but he did. Then someone told me to go away or something, and suddenly this huge--

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--around which time I woke up in my dumpster home on Manhattan. My brain tastes fuzzy.

Today, however, I decided to change things up a bit. There I was, sitting on the mooring fixture above Manhattan, proclaiming myself to be King of the Moors, when suddenly, this guy showed up! Well, lots of guys showed up. They were all gathering around some Dust-guy and praising him as if he were the King Trout. I'm not so sure what it was all about. But, just as suddenly as he had appeared, he disappeared, and the people went off to do their laundry or something.

But one guy, someone who likes to keep his Dice Private, came up to me and asked if he could help. I scanned him and asked if I could have the thingies called 'Nuclear mines' on his ship, 'cause they looked colorful and fun! Then he said, "Follow me," and I did, but he went through a magic-metal-shiny-claw to California. I told him that the LPI had forbidden me to leave New York, so that they could keep a closer eye on me, and he said, "Okay, wait there." So I waited. And waited. And wai-- Oh! and there was a guy who was, according to someone else, carrying Barons, but Barons of what I do not know... anyway, eventually mister Diceyman came back, and gave me a thing called a 'Nuclear mine launcher,' along with a handful of the 'Nuclear mines' themselves. He told me to put them on my ship, and so I did. I thanked him, and he left.

So now Bert the Starblazer has this big bulge on the one side of him, that apparently lets me play with these 'Nuclear mines.' I can't wait to go out and play with them and share them with my friends! I wonder what kind of pretty lights they make?

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