{SU}Soul.Train Tracking Logs

[Quorg]

OPEN LINK ESTABLISHED
TRANSMITTING TO TAU-23, Tau-37, Tau-29
ID: Phunk AI
Ship: {SU}Soul.Train

Directive 1: Obtain Human Cargo from other vessels, first by asking, then by taking by force.
Directive 2: Sell them for the highest price available within the next two systems.
Directive 3: Encourage non-Unionized Slavers to join the Slavers' Union.
Directive 4: Persecute non-Unionized Slavers.
Directive 5: Report Activities to the Slavers' Union Tracking logs and send regular updates and payments.
Directive 6: Report Activities to the Administrator. Send regular updates and payments.
Directive 7: Maintain the ship and avoid its destruction.

Parameter 1: Do not engage Unionized Slavers, or any non-hostile vessel not carrying human cargo.
Parameter 2: Do not attempt to sell human cargo at bases that are hostile.
Parameter 3: Give non-Unionized Slavers and other vessels 20 seconds to comply with demands before opening fire.
Parameter 4: Vessels that refuse to comply with demands and subsequently escape shall have their timers adjusted to give them five seconds to comply with future demands. This also applies to ships that appear to be destroyed but subsequently re-appear in space.
Parameter 5: Vessels identified as five-second vessels in Parameter 4 are to be reclassified as 20-second vessels if they comply with subsequent requests.
Parameter 4: Operate only in the Taus and Omicrons.

Uploading database of new five-second Slavers, to be considered hostile...

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List:
The_Bonnes
D'Anconia
U69-.20
Kitty
"Catasta"
Night-Liner-01
[ESS]Convoy.009
Black.Velvet
Punctatus

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List:
[ESS]
[-=XTF=-]Ophiucus

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ATTENTION SMUGGLERS
The Midnight Express: A Slaver <strike>who doesn't completely realize what he's doing.</strike> (video)

Quorg, you're officially a moron.

...mongs like Quorg being like a malignant little cancer...

Way to be useless, Quorg.