Brakelatabasaasta Message Dump

[Zukeenee]

Comm ID: Brakelatabasaasta
Transmit to: Brakelatabasaasta

*yawn*

Oh, I haven't been here in a while. Well, today I saw some people, and we did some stuff, and I gave people a lot of not-actually-money-but-they-think-it-is.

And then I got the spoiled meats, and lost them, and got them again, and lost them again. But guys, this shield is made out of some sort of plastic. How will it protect me from the watersword? I mean, not only do the pebbles roll down my face, but my face rolls down the hand of the mapmaker. I land in the sea of ink, and it tastes pretty bad. Needs more bony fish. Barracudas.

The oats still need to be stirred. Somebody wake that Quakerman and get him to work. Lazy... Well, what else? Oh. I need someone to lend me some more moss. I used all mine in an epic struggles with the Rocks today. Now I don't have any left for a rub-down.

Ugh. So tired. Can you see my tiredness through my lack of loud-talk?

Also, I haven't seen Vorpralmeany around for quite some time now. Maybe he's gone for good. Maybe he's finally dead. I guess the last 'splosion might have 'sploded him. In any suitcase, I guess the bountiful fruits of hunt are fulfilled. Next time I see a cat squashed on the street, I'll celebrate accordingly. You can't celebrate without squashed cat, after all.

Oh, one last thing:

Rilsekeet redhelim b’poget set. Rilsekeet remaioodtee boolin set. Botahgaireet roo kenet rilvoohee mahtahnij. Botahgahmeet roo kenet rilvoohee ahtmayij. Kenen gor.

---