Randomguy 1: Hey, check eet out, it's dat X gai.
Randomguy 2: Orly? I HAZ KNOW HE IZ ALIENZ!
X: Oh really now...?
Randomguy 1-2: YUSH!
X: And how do you know -that-?
Randomguy: 1-2: SAW EET ON TEH FORUMZ!
Me (OOC in private): Metagamer...
Them (speaking normal): Nah-uh.
Me: Uh-huh.
Them: U DAI NAU! BURN EET WITH FYIAH! NAAAUGH!
Randomguy 1 was killed by ProjectX with (Gun)
Randomguy 2 was killed by ProjectX with (Social Darwinism)