For the Sentient Machine Alliance

[Quorg]

***Response Initiated from Phunk A.I.***

We accept all terms.

Furthermore, we request that you recalculate your diplomatic risk ratio.

The TAZ does not oppose our activities. Furthermore, we plan to approve a voluntary measure suggested by the TAZ to further strengthen our relationship with them.

Diplomatic representatives plan to respond positively to their request within the next ten hours, after which we advise the SMA to recalculate its numbers and reconsider our original offer.

This should conclusively demonstrate that the risk of losing your Zoner hosts will be within the error range of zero, and thus below any reasonable risk threshold.

***OVER***

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ATTENTION SMUGGLERS
The Midnight Express: A Slaver <strike>who doesn't completely realize what he's doing.</strike> (video)

Quorg, you're officially a moron.

...mongs like Quorg being like a malignant little cancer...

Way to be useless, Quorg.